For those of you who haven’t yet read about the recent hire at Concordia (Wis.), let me summarize.

The parentheses are important.

Wayne Rasumussen is returning to Concordia (Wis.).
He previously coached at Concordia (Wis.) for nine seasons.
His first college coaching job was as head coach at Concordia (Neb.) from 1980-83.
After two years as an assistant at Wisconsin Lutheran, he coached at Concordia-Austin.
He got his bachelor’s degree from Concordia (Fort Wayne, Ind.) in 1960. By the way, I think this is a new school to me.
He earned his master’s from Concordia (Ill.) in 1967.

I just hope he can keep it all straight.

And to the Concordias in Moorhead, Minn., Ann Arbor, Mich., and Bronxville, N.Y., if you ever need a coach, look up Wayne Rasmussen.