The Onion chose to make light of the “Victors” and their early struggles by plopping the Wolverines into the Division III football poll.
Of course, we couldn’t help but notice that The Onion chose our poll, sliding Michigan in between our No. 6 and No. 7 teams. I’ll try to bypass the obvious “we’d like to play Mount Union against these guys” joke … but it appears we couldn’t.
For the uninitiated, The Onion is a satire publication. And it’s a D3sports.com favorite.